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Bubba the love sponge

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!
Bubba the love sponge is a fat fucking mark!
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Bubba the love sponge

Was hired by Howard Stern to work at Sirius Satellite Radio and is now shockin' the puss like a madman. Oh, yeah, Ned uncensored is awesome. Manson makes THE greatest song parodies, Brent is still a smartass, and Gene Lasker is one crazy mofo.
"Opie and Anthony are going back on testicle, i mean, uh, terrestrial radio? What idiots! XM is going down the toilet faster than you can say 'put the seat down.'"

-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true

Bubba the Love Sponge

An underemployed or unemployed man who refuses to help his partner with the expenses. The Love Sponge thinks that he should get half of everything that he hasn't earned. While his wife works 2 jobs. Soon the love is gone and all you have left is the Bubba Sponge
Bubba the Love Sponge only works about 3 hours per week, while his girl works all week and then works the weekend too.

Bubba the love sponge

a strong man with the abilities of few men. Those who hate him are low, pitiful, small men who should look in their own pants and wallets for what they lack.
Did you see that Bubba the love sponge? OOOO girl!

Bubba the love sponge

A fat, ignorant meat gazer. Enjoys gazing at his poo. Recently has been known to suck on his poostick. Also, has the most owning radio show in the unival existance of my cock.
Bubba the love sponge, you fat, ignorant meat gazer!!!
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