Bryning 

When you jack off so often at every oppurtunity, no matter how innappropriate that your dick becomes incredibly sore and friction burnt.

During sex
Guy: ooowwwwww!!!!!!
Girl: What's wrong, why is your dick so raw and tender?
Guy: Erm.......
Girl: For God's sake, have you been bryning?!!

Bryning by Eric Carpenter October 29, 2006

braning 

Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.

Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?

braning by melisandre_rapunzel_targaryen May 2, 2019

byrning 

"To byrne" someone is to make them question previously held beliefs/notions by quoting, paraphrasing, or otherwise saying something that Dr. Ryan Matthew Byrne would say or has said.

Subject 1 (the person byrning) to Subject 2 (the person being byrned): "Time is a human construct".

Subject 1 to Subject 2: "Do you know the greek etymology of the word utopia? U-topia. Means 'no land'. DOES NOT EXIST."

Subject 1 can now brag: "I byrned _____(subject 2)" or "I just did some major byrning"

byrning by Kelie April 4, 2008

Bruning

To destroy or ruin something. Brune-ing. To brune

Dude, you suck... quit bruning all of our hacks.

Bruning by Adam Hobbs May 6, 2008

breninger

mistakenly referred to as a type of sex toy, a breninger in actuality is a tall male usually having buzzed or curly hair, the latter often resembly that of pubic hair. A breninger is a life loving exzuberent person, often looking for a good time or a party. They love recreational drug use and have an annoyingly funny laugh. Breningers are often falsely accused of being under the influence during school hours.

steven: dogg Wheres the pary at?
Brody: Wow bro your sucha breninger

breninger by tim bellowith March 25, 2010

brining the turkey 

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

brining the turkey by pruned November 24, 2013

Brining 

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself

I'm still brining about what that asshole said

Brining by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017