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The most badass mother fucker you will ever lay eyes on. He has the most beautiful hazel eyes ever and the most amazing smile. If you piss him off he will scream and chase you around while yelling "DIE". From time to time you may witness him praising the Lord. He is a cheeky little bum with loads of personality. This kid will make you fall in love with him instantly. He will absolutely steak your heart away.
Bruxton is my world for life. :)
Bruxton by Bashasher2287 October 7, 2017
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Bruton Gaster 

From the USA Network TV Series Psych. Burton "Gus" Guster's name spelled incorrectly by a museum
And you must be Bruton Gaster.
Burton. Guster. It is Burton Guster.
Bruton Gaster by smoshme July 17, 2011

Brixton Teabag 

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.
Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"
Brixton Teabag by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

Brixton diamonds 

The thousands of tiny pieces of glass that result from a smashed phone box (or any other glass structure made of similar materials).
Did you see Nicola push Dan through that McDonalds window? I tell you, there were Brixton diamonds everywhere!
Brixton diamonds by Nicola P September 10, 2005
Some arsehole says that Brixton isn't that much more dangerous than other parts of London. Perhaps that arsehole should consider getting off the weed and read some police statistics for Lambeth. Start at Cold Harbour Lane having the dubious distinction of being statistically the most dangerous street in the U.K. and move on from there.

Time to get into reality, tough guy.
Cold Harbour Lane Brixton London
brixton by MandyJ February 23, 2008

Brixton typewriter

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.

Brixton Bluestripe

The free shirt given to defendants who have never owned an item of apparel that buttons, so that juries will not be prejudiced against them because of their clothes.
Sir Radish, QC: The fucking expert witness died. Slap clerk Falwell in a Brixton Bluestripe and tell him he's on double time.
Brixton Bluestripe by whiteteeth October 6, 2011