Warlock Princess: "Oooh look at that dudes vintage outfit with the leather and bright colors. He's like half 1989 Weekend at Bernie's, half 1979 Mad Max. What a total burnster and he pulled it off! I've gotta get in a pic with him for my Instagram!"
Jeff: "Look at the chick he's with too, she's so hot! She's totally a burnster too!"
Warlock Princess: "No she's not Jeff. She's hot alright but she's just your classic burner with those fuzzy neon rainbow colored ankle warmers, tutu, leotard and that hula hoop."
(n) A male version of the dreaded "bikini-spider." These unfortunate social-faux-paus are caused by a total lack of twigs-and-berries grooming. Also known as "out of control" male bush, brusters should never be sported in front of your boys or potential ladies.
Dude, I am never sharing a locker with Mike again...we are changing for a quick game of lacrosse at the club, and I fuckin have to look at his brusters for 4 minutes. They even show through his gay shorts. Fuck that guy.