10:34

the time most americans have sex

*its 10:34, lets fuck

by biotch123123123 March 12, 2009

Matthew 10:34

A crazed passage from the Bible where Jesus declares that he is not here to bring peace, but the sword. Funnily enough, it completely contradicts what he says in Matthew 26:52, where he tells his disciples to put down their swords, as "all who draw the sword will die by the sword".

Matthew 10:34 (NIV)

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household."

by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.

Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

by KeindlyGamer123 October 8, 2019

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This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.

I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.

by I am a cat and u now know this July 22, 2018

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Why are you looking at this definition? You know how to count to ten.

Guy 1: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Guy 2: Smart.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30

numbers 1 to 30 ;)

conting 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30

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