Brumbs

When you’ve enjoyed some lovely toast whilst totes nakey in your sumptuous bed and your big bottom sinks into your comfy mattress please don’t be alarmed when you stand up to find a multitude of crumbs stuck to your derrière. These are only bum crumbs henceforth known as Brumbs.

Baby please brush off my brumbs… I ate a packet of Jammie dodgers in your bed. Soz.

by Prinpants August 17, 2024

Brumbaughed

An act of good intention resulting from stupidity, with the end state of being fucked over.

I think he brumbaughed the phone when he tried to hook it up.

Sorry, I kind of brumbaughed you when I put the schedule together.

by m38_a1 February 23, 2010

Bumbsterbate

When a homeless man is so lonely and bored, he has to whack it.

Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.

by DomainofBEEP March 17, 2009

backstage brumskie

if there´s is not enough bulk by her boobs turn she round and stick your face between her buttocks to make a real good backstage brumskie while you shake your haed quickly with out taking breath and give your noise with: "brrrrr"

i had make a backstage brumskie tonight with my girlfreind and she enjoyed it.

by steppenwolf August 20, 2006

Brumble bee

A bumble bee but Bruh

Dude watch out; there’s a Brumble Bee in the area. Bruzz Bruzz.

by The Brumble Bee April 5, 2019

Brumbalow

The German sexual act of making love to a pirate.

Verb Dude, Rob is so brumbalowing Jack Sparrow.
Noun Aarrghhh, Gimme a sweaty brumbalow, matey!

by Clustin Rivkins April 21, 2008

Outwood academy brumby

The crappiest school in Scunthorpe full of fake ass bitches and people that belong in reception.
Want to hang around with people that smoke,take drugs and get pregnant look no further this is the school for u/ child.

Outwood academy brumby ruined my life

by Outwood academy bitch May 14, 2018