brownbag

A brown bag used to put over a butter face.
grocery bag

I'd only fuck the butter face is she was brownbagged.

by operation_kill_anal_cheese April 10, 2005

brownbag hour

A phrase that describes the time before a bar closes and all the pretty faced girls have left.

You wanna stay? No! It's fucking brownbag hour and I'm out!

by M. Guilbault May 31, 2007

brownbag lunch

When a women is very unattractive. So to solve this you put a brown bag over her head. Two possibly, one for you and one for her if she is that bad. Then you proceed in sexual intercourse.

Dude did you see that nasty chick? You need to take her out for a brownbag lunch.

by alksdflkamdf;ojaf January 23, 2008

brownbag special

When a man poops on a girl's forehead then t-bags her causing his balls to turn brown.

"I had to wash my ballsac after giving Jenny the brownbag special last night."

by Austindiesel December 19, 2008

brownbacking

Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.

The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.

by Joe K Smith Jr the two February 11, 2015

Brownback

When a person smears fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who cut all funding for the arts in his state

After screwing over all the children in Kansas because now they no longer have an arts program, Governor Brownback decided to Brownback himself and masturbate.

by explodemasterkushlazer November 22, 2011

Brownback

When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.

Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.

by Offical outrage February 11, 2015