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Brown-eye points 

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
Brown-eye points by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

browneye points 

gratuitous points accumulated through favors and nice deeds that greatly increase the chances of one's opportunity to perform anal sex.
I totally scored some browneye points with my gf when I bought her some stuffed animals... I'll be cashing those in soon.