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The Brown Eyed Wink 

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.
My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.

Brown Eye Wink 

The act of opening and closing one's brown eye (see asshole) to make a slurrping sound in a winking fashion. Also referred to as Red Eye after some heavy action.
After playing on Grandpa's lap he gave me a brown eye wink.
Brown Eye Wink by Brown Cow May 20, 2003

brown winker 

Location from which poop emerges.
He was bent over, giving them an eyeful of his brown winker.
brown winker by Luiggi April 25, 2008

brown eyed winks 

1.when doing a girl doggystyle , if you look at her anus it will wink at you
2.reference to a sexual act
Hey Jay what did you do last night?
Oh not much I was out with Mary catching some brown eyed winks.
brown eyed winks by TheGuy March 9, 2003

Brown Eyed Winker 

The act of spreading your cheeks and pinching your asshole while mooning someone. If done correctly, this looks like a winking brown eye to the observer.
Yeah, a regular mooning just wouldn't do it, so Tubey gave that bitch a brown eyed winker.
Brown Eyed Winker by Tubey April 14, 2010

winking brown starfish 

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.
The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.