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The Brown Eyed Wink 

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.
My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.

Brown Eye Wink 

The act of opening and closing one's brown eye (see asshole) to make a slurrping sound in a winking fashion. Also referred to as Red Eye after some heavy action.
After playing on Grandpa's lap he gave me a brown eye wink.
Brown Eye Wink by Brown Cow May 20, 2003

brown winker 

Location from which poop emerges.
He was bent over, giving them an eyeful of his brown winker.
brown winker by Luiggi April 25, 2008

brown eyed winks 

1.when doing a girl doggystyle , if you look at her anus it will wink at you
2.reference to a sexual act
Hey Jay what did you do last night?
Oh not much I was out with Mary catching some brown eyed winks.
brown eyed winks by TheGuy March 9, 2003

Brown Eyed Winker 

The act of spreading your cheeks and pinching your asshole while mooning someone. If done correctly, this looks like a winking brown eye to the observer.
Yeah, a regular mooning just wouldn't do it, so Tubey gave that bitch a brown eyed winker.
Brown Eyed Winker by Tubey April 14, 2010

winking brown starfish 

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.
The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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