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Brown head 

The African American equivalant of A Blonde
So A and B are having a conversation

A: I have a question does this eviction notice mean I have to move?
B: OMG child you are such a Brown Head.....duh it mean you got to move you being put out.....God you stupid.
Brown head by dutchesst July 21, 2009

brown head 

when a girl or a boy is being licked around the crotch region and he/she shits on the persons head who is licking him/her
Billy was eating Jen out and she shit on his head. Therefore, Jen gave Billy brown head
brown head by harrycurns August 24, 2006

brown head girls 

Brown haired girls are talented, sexy, intelligent girls who have a tendency to have a few amazing friends but she is still a social butterfly. She is similar to the red haired girls but their personalities may sometimes clash.
That brown head girls like Sophie! They are so intelligent and pretty!
brown head girls by Kitkat7360 April 20, 2018

big brown head 

A turd so large that the top is above the water line in the toilet
" That big brown head in the toilet is disgusting. Whoever did it should flush it."
big brown head by dis[gruntled] September 23, 2006

Head Chief of Brown Nosers 

This is a very time consuming occupation. Strongly related to a brown noser, this person spends many of hours sucking the dicks of ALL of the upper management.

Although they do NOT discriminate, the tell tale signs that someone around you may be the head chief of brown nosers MAY differ from men to women.

When the head chief is a man, he is most recognized by the bald spot on the back of his head, caused from the constant wearing from the hand(s)of the blowee.

When the head chief is a woman, you will find that she has stretch marks around her lips.
e1..Terry has been spending a lot of time in Dicks office lately, do you know what that is about..

e2..He is earning his status of Head Chief of Brown Nosers..

e1. how can you tell??

e2..The bald spot!

Blown Head Gaskets 

When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.
Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.
Blown Head Gaskets by theinstigator September 16, 2016