Brown Turtle 

When u let a shit hang half-way out of your anus and have a girl suck on it. thus making u look like a turtle.

Man that girls breath was wack. Yo, i just gave her the brown turtle.

Brown Turtle by John Grundle January 8, 2009

Brown turtle 

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

Brown turtle by Tolman December 18, 2017

brown turtle 

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

brown turtle by dani January 15, 2005

Brown Turtle-Licker 

a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.

''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''

Brown Turtle-Licker by Ball Sack Jack ;) May 19, 2009

Drown the Brown Turtle 

To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.

Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then drown the brown turtle.

Drown the Brown Turtle by Durty Dee August 23, 2006

big brown turtle 

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

big brown turtle by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016

Brown Turtleneck 

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.

This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!

Brown Turtleneck by Teh Duder December 2, 2014