brosiden

king of the brocean

what more is there to say?

brosiden, king of the brocean

by lulwut February 7, 2008

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."

Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!

by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011

Broseiden

King of the Brocean.

Also:
Father of Brodysseus.

Whoa man, I thought MY dad hated me, then I read about Broseiden in Bromer's The Brodyssey.

by Kev Dog Jones October 14, 2011

brosided

When a fellow bro makes an important relationship, social or any life changing decision without consulting his fellow bros. Thus when the decision becomes public, all involved bros feel hurt and left in the dark.

Taylor totally brosided the shit out of me when he decided to change his relationship status on facebook without telling me. I feel like an idiot in this bromance now. I think this is the beginning of the end to our brolationship.

by emmettburley22 June 15, 2015

Brofidential

adjective; meaning that something is only to be spoken about between two or more dudes/bros

Bret: Brofidentially, do you think I could get with Katy at the party tonite?

Keith: Totally dude, I won't tell her ex if you won't

by El-Hombre-De-Arena January 8, 2012

Brofidentiality

noun- a strict bond shared between two bros that talk about something that cannot be shared with chicks, babes, non-bros etc.
can also apply to brocrets that may threaten other bros or chick prospects.

This is full brofidentiality.

OK, not telling your girl about this.

by BroMan101010101 September 17, 2012

brosidon

Derived from the Greek god Poseidon due to his heavily bro-suggestive features such as his spiked out crown in the shape of an upside down visor. Used to describe a loyal and powerful bro generally after doing a particularly difficult favor.

Thanks for doing that bad one so I could hit that bitch last night brosidon.

by Badwulf August 11, 2013