Political philosophy of John Kerry which involves speaking in aristocratic tones, going windsurfing and proclaiming Massachusetts as a vision of America's future.
Person 1: i'm not really a man, I'm a woman Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"