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broom closet 

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.
I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.
broom closet by rhynne January 3, 2009
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broom closet 

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.
I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.
broom closet by rhynne July 20, 2008

Broom Closet 

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.
You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.
Broom Closet by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Broom Closet 

A crack shack. A place where drug use is acceptible, and permitted, sold and bought.
Tito is on his way to the broom closet to pick up.
Broom Closet by Crystam August 19, 2007

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.
Broom Closet Job by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.
"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

in the broom closet 

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.
"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"
in the broom closet by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016
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