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a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.

I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.

broom closet by rhynne January 3, 2009

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broom closet

I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.

broom closet by rhynne July 20, 2008

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Broom Closet

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.

You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.

Broom Closet by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

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Broom Closet

A crack shack. A place where drug use is acceptible, and permitted, sold and bought.

Tito is on his way to the broom closet to pick up.

Broom Closet by Crystam August 19, 2007

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Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

Broom Closet Job by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

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The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

The broom closet ending by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

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in the broom closet

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.

"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"

in the broom closet by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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