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Brokhan

Brokhan
Broh-kahn, bro-kan
{noun}
1 - Similar to Brohan, the difference being the person being referred to is of a "certain" culture/region/religion (ya'll know from where. Dont don't make me say it)

2- Derived from the Mongolian word "хаан" (Khan), meaning "King".

We all know the most famous 'Daddy' Genghis Khan. BroKhan is what you would refer to the leader of your group (endearingly of course). Like Genghis, he is the Alpha Male of your group/frat, who gets to plow your girl if he so desires.
eg-No.1
*Party at Jameel's Place*
Leader: "Yo, Jameel Bro... Ma Man. Is that your sister I saw you talking to and taking pictures with earlier? The one wearing a white dress?
She Fine & Thicc" 😏

Jameel Bro: "No BroKhan, I'm a brown skinned Pakistani, she's Chinese. She is my newlywed wife."

Leader: "Oh My Bad! So Mind if I take her upstairs to your room and break your bed using her? I promise to pay for a new bed and to only do Anal."

Jameel: "She wouldn't have it Any Other way BroKhan. And the Mudpie will be my gift from you Brokhan. After all, IT IS My Wedding Party"

eg-No.2
Bro 1: Yo Bro I Heard our new Appointed Brokhan James Almost Paralysed your wife jack Hammering her.
Bro 2:...err ..him.
Bro 1: huh?..and bro is it true that he fucked her Chocolate Factory too.
Bro 2: yes, I mean that was all he COULD fuck...'his' Chocolate Factory...cos 'He' My Wife is a Chinese Ladyboy.
Bro 1: fuck me!! Guess Brokhan was too wasted to know the difference huh. So while on the topic, you think may be I could slide my Pee-Pee in her/his Poo-Poo.
Bro 2: Dude What The Fuck?? Thats My Wife You're Talking About You Sick Fuck. You're no BroKhan.
by No Jizz April 13, 2022
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Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane mean that cocaine is broken. It means that Cocaine HCl and Freebase Crack will ruin your life. Don't try cocaine, try 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus booze, Prilintane, Kratom, D,L-Deprenyl, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide, Bisfluoromodafinil), Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Methylphenidate. And cocaine only last 90 minutes and is bad for your brain and heart. 4F-MPH last for 2 to 4 hours and is safer and cheaper than cocaine. Sometimes Ritalin, Modafinil, and Armodafinil are prescribed for cocaine addiction as they're safer and less addictive. Cocaine is brokane! Cocaine is brokaine!
Roberto: I was hooked on cocaine for 3 years and lost thousands and thousands of dollars. Good thing they prescribed Ritalin in rehab. I'm 6 months clean of cocaine. Cocaine is brokane!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023
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Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane is a phrase to warn you how dangerous cocaine is. It sounds like cocaine is broken.
Dennis tried cocaine and got addicted, now he's living in the streets. Cocaine is brokane!
by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023
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brokanese

When you are broke and speak in an envious way.
Every time I see you, you speaking brokanese asking me for money.
by migos2 January 11, 2014
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Broshank

The act of letting down a bro.
Wow, Alec totally broshanked us last night.
by OMFGitsJESUS January 26, 2011
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brohan

hey brohan hows it hanging
by scenster September 25, 2004
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Lindsay Brohan

A nickname for the newly openly gay actress Lindsay Lohan. Because she is now lesbian, she is now considered a "bro."
PAPARAZZI: Lindsay!! Lohan!! This way!
*NO RESPONSE*
UPDATED PAPARAZZI: Lindsay Brohan!! Over here!
*BOOM. New lesbo shot for Highlights Magazine.. Sweet dreams children of our future*
by BeccaQuinlan February 19, 2009
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