Brock Cocked 

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.

He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!

Brock Cocked by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011

Blockcocked 

When your dumbass school administrators block shit like Coolmathgames, online proxies, and more than half the music you listen to.

A: Godammit, they blockcocked CroxyProxy!
B: Why are you still using a Chromebook you twiddled shitfrog
A: ...a what?

Blockcocked by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023