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Bro Fisting

The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.

Once drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.

At this point the bro may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.

Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.

Force your fist into the bro's anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.

Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.

Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.

Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
Bro fisting announcement: I bro fisted the shit out of you last night bra
Related Words

Bulimic Bro Fisting 

An act that requires three participants (gender does not matter), and involves one participant either fisting the anus or vagina of the second participant, while a third participant fists the mouth of the second participant. The two (participants 1 and 3) then bump fists inside the organs of the second participant and then pull out allowing the the second participant to then vomit/shit his entrails onto the floor/bed/table/etc..
Anthony was able to convince Shaun and Joey to try bulimic bro fisting, needless to say Anthony didn't come out of that one with a clean carpet.

Brofisting 

It's like fisting. But with a bro.
Yeah... We were totally brofisting...
Brofisting by danielleyb@gmail.com December 3, 2010
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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