They lurk among you. They live in your neighborhoods. They attend your masajid. You might be sitting next to
one RIGHT NOW.
Wallah bros are the “Haraam
Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.
Frequent topics of Wallah
Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations
But what they
love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they
don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non
muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.
other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary
marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor
al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.
wallah
bro: “You should wear niqab, sister, Wallah, you’re a fitnah for the
men"
wallah
bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"
