Bringing A Grug
Bringing A Grug, Bring a Grug, or Grugschlugging for short, is a term used for the action of giving birth. It was an older term, first finding use in the year 900, but exploding in popularity in the 1800's in Western Europe & The Middle East. Popularized by the at the time King of France, King Grunt. He had a newspaper published around the country, describing his wife's birth as "My hag decided to Bring a Grug into this world".
"My hag decided to Bring a Grug into this world" - King Grunt, 1813
"I'll need some PTO, boss. My wife's Bringing a Grug soon, and she's currently in labor"
"I'll need some PTO, boss. My wife's Bringing a Grug soon, and she's currently in labor"
Bringing A Grug by JimmyWinky October 8, 2026