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Briefcase wanker 

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.
"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."
Briefcase wanker by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008

Briefcase Wanker 

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.
You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

Briefcase wanker 

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students
see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

Briefcase Wanker 

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
Briefcase Wanker by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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