Briefcase Wanker 

An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.

Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!

Briefcase Wanker by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010

Briefcase wanker 

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.

"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."

Briefcase wanker by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008

Briefcase Wanker 

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.

You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

Briefcase Wanker by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021

Briefcase wanker 

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students

see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

Briefcase wanker by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011

Briefcase Wanker 

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.

Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.

Briefcase Wanker by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020