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Bridge Friends 

This is a group of seedy people your friend hangs out with when he is not hanging out with you or your primary friend group. You wonder how your friend came to be acquainted with these people and how he could possibly enjoy their company. Oftentimes, your friend is admittedly embarrassed that he is associated with his Bridge Friends. Bridge Friends are generally shady people you don't want to be around.They are also typically slow, have terrible senses of humor, and often wear jean shorts. These are the type of people you would expect to hang out under a bridge.
Friend 1: "Where is Jerry?"
Friend 2: "He said he is going to some underground luau with his Bridge Friends."
Friend 3: "Those guys are creepy, I don't know why he hangs out with them."
Bridge Friends by DOMac March 28, 2015
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bridge friend 

Someone who is friends with two people before they engage in a relationship, and who remains friends with both people throughout the relationship (inc a breakup).

The "bridge" between the two, socially. When a problem, such as a breakup, develops between the two, the bridge friend is the one who gets all the awkward questions the two in the relationship don't have the stones to ask each other.
Adam: Dude what's up with you?
Bret: Uh, Cathy collared me and started asking a bunch of questions about Dylan and why he won't return her calls.
Adam: Ouch, sucks to be the bridge friend!
Bret: Too right!
bridge friend by Sid _P July 8, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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