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Brian Mulroney 

Canadian Prime Minister from 1984-1993 who was the best damn thing to happen to Canada since Sir John A. Macdonald.

1. He was responsible for FTA and NAFTA, which saw Canadian companies gain profit by expanding into the United States and Mexico.

2. He replaced the MST with the GST, which helped the Canadian government get out of deficit by using the consumer tax as a source of government revenue.

3. He drafted the Meech and Charlottetown accords to bring Quebec into the Canadian federation, unfortunately the libtards under Trudeau and Chretien had to destroy it.

4. He worked with other nations in the commonwealth and Africa to help bring an end to apartheid in South Africa.

5. He signed an acid rain agreement with the States in 1991, and was recently voted Canada's Greenest PM in history.
Brian Mulroney was so good he pwned the Libtards for 9 years and still had a story to tell.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012