Brian moment

A moment where someone named Brian will act devious and/or obnoxious to another person or you itself

Brian: *shoots a store clerk*
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment

by some guy with crack November 27, 2021

Brian Moment

A "Brian Moment" can be used in two different ways. It is typically added at the end of a sentence. It can define anything even slightly out of the ordinary, or weird (Similar to the "Only at Miller Grove" meme), or it can be used to describe when a teammate in a competitive sport/game does something counter-productive to your team. (ex. Scoring on your own net in soccer). If you see anything out of the ordinary happen around you, instead of ignoring it, please feel free to say "Brian Moment" to whatever happened.

Example 1: Hey, did you see that guy own-goal? That's a Brian Moment!

Example 2: If somebody aggressively shit their pants during class, that would be classified as a Brian Moment.

Example 3: Somebody drops something. You could reply to that by saying "Brian Moment"

by Sacculish November 16, 2020

Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.

Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."

by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024

man brain moment

when a man cant get his thoughts out of the gutter and verbally exercises his manhood toward a female with grunts and whistles or pelvic thrusts to mid air.. ,or just simply being an insensitive prick with man brain stupidity .For he may be excused by announcing (my apologies I'm having a Man Brain Moment) or in text ..(sorry luv im having an MBM..)

out on the town with the misses she accidentally drops the keys and bends over in front of you,you grab her but and start pretending pelvic thrusting with one arm in the air swayin..thats havin a man brain moment .or shes balling her eyes out and you say whats the footy score!! oops sorry luv MBM..

by helrazr June 25, 2021

Bryan Moment

The moment when your girlfriend left you for someone else for a dumb reason.

Bryan's girlfriend left him just to let him experience a Bryan Moment.

by mamamopogi March 12, 2021

john brain moment

When you forget something incredibly important in a matter of seconds.

"Wait what'd you just say?"
"Oops looks like I had a john brain moment"

by Gamern't May 11, 2021

Big Brain Moment

When a nigga says some smart shit and the brain begins to get fucking large and niggas can see that shit. They notice and call you a nigga having a big brain moment.

This Nigga is having a big brain moment

by BigBrainNigga October 17, 2019