A fat awkward retard with large, frequently very chapped, lips. Tends to wear glasses, and blink excessively and sporadically. Due to a low visual frame rate, they typically wave their arms very randomly when approached.Also has the rather unsanitary habit of putting already used tissues in their pockets, so they can use them later.They are an endangered species.
by SWOL January 4, 2009
A male who constantly seeks to be in the presence of someone he is attracted to. A Brian will do almost anything to be near his atractee including; hovering annoyingly over her while she talks to someone else, frantically offer her a chair next to him when she makes known her desire to sit down and climbing over her wall to look in her window
by RyanJS July 20, 2009
1. The dog from family guy.
2. That guy that is always at the gym everynight at 6:00. His muscles are well defined and rather huge. He is very laid back and has a huge penis. He has no problems showing his body off, especially in a shower room full of other guys.
2. That guy that is always at the gym everynight at 6:00. His muscles are well defined and rather huge. He is very laid back and has a huge penis. He has no problems showing his body off, especially in a shower room full of other guys.
by shower starter March 28, 2010
The most amazing guy you will ever meet. Brian's are ussually very smart, business type people. A nice suit kind of guy. He always looks out for others and Is a natural born leader. They ussually love math and are very handsome. Girls would be lucky to date a Brian!
Ransom girl: omg I met this amazing guy last night and he's just like Prince Charming!
Best friend: what was his name?
Random girl: obviously Brian!
Best friend: what was his name?
Random girl: obviously Brian!
by Philosophy matters December 20, 2016
The fakest person you know. He has fake tendencies and displays fake actions. He will always be your fakest friend.
by Blackpanther1995 August 16, 2013
An asian who believes to be a ninja and owns 6 swords. He likes to go clubbing with a bunch of asian fobs who think they're cool.
by find waldo October 12, 2011