A Bais Ya’akov High schoolbased in Monsey, New York. Made up of around 100 girls and slowly getting smaller every year. They’re basically a family and if you mess with one you mess with all of them. They can be found at 306 BBQ and evergreen on a Thursday night, in 7-11 parking lot (you can’t see them but they see you), or driving around random streets or parking lots when they wanna shmooze. They’re all gorgeous, brilliant and very frum. They *officially* don’t talk to boys however don’t underestimate their knowledge of Monsey hock because they know everything.
Ohr Reuven boy: hey u seem rlly cool, do u wanna go to 306 at the same time and make eye contact across the room?
Breuers girl: sorry I don’t talk to boys, HMU in shidduchim.
Looking like you're always high, even when you're not. Named after comedian Jim Breuer who admittingly stated that he looks high all the time. A trait you're pretty much born with.
Peoplealways stare at me in public thinking I'm high, but it's just my Jim Breuer Syndrome.
@davidsshithouse on twitter is what everyone in the world wants to be. David Breuer can turn lesbianpeople straight by just existing in a 1 mile radius. David is the best goalkeeper in the world