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Breitman Philosophy 

A commitment to excilence involving fraternity parties and the girls that attend those parties. Practicing of the Breitman Philosophy: 1: No fat chicks at any party because they are fat and noone likes them anyway. Ex. G Phi B, AEPhi. 2: Goobers, "Gamers", nerds, fags, deuches shall not attend any party becuase they talk to each other and noone else ,are a waste of space, and creep girls out. Ex. Honig. 3: Party with other greeks becuase its fun and most of them are really cool guys and it gives your house good rep. Ex: April 27, 2007, the party that made AEPi and ASU history. WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA OF AEPI.
In order to run a successful fraternity, follow the Breitman Philosophy. Followers include: Brock, Stolier, Stromberg, Weisenberg, Hirshman, Mindlin.
Breitman Philosophy by Cobra Chi December 26, 2008
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