Beitman

1. One of the ultimate disses indicating that the other person is some sort of degenerate.

2. However, it's meaning does not always have to mean degenerate - being a 'beitman' can also indicate that one is an extremely excessive video gamer.

3. Furthermore, a 'beitman' is one with a bowl cut.

'Beitman' is frequently capitalized, even in the middle of a sentence, though the street does not have any definitive rule on this.

1. Why are you humping that man? You are being such a beitman!

2. Dude, it's been three straight days now. You've been logged into counterstrike for over seventy hours. Go outside and stop being such a beitman.

3. Dude, what the fuck is up with your hair! Did they cut you with a bowl on your head for $1.75? That has to be the most beitman haircut I have ever seen...EVER!

by Sam Green May 8, 2006

Gary Bettman Hat Trick

The inglorious feat of having three lockouts occur during your tenure as NHL Commissioner.

With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.

Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.

by gokingsgo January 14, 2013

gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

Bettman

A large human shit. Named after the NHL commish Gary Bettman who ruined then cancelled the 2004-2005 hockey season.

This slang is widely used in the Canadian cities Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal.

Wheres the crapper? I been holding in a Bettman for aboot two hours, eh.

by Debbie Doolittle March 1, 2005

Beatmania IIDX

(Also known as: IIDX)

A 7 keys and turntable game made by Konami, the same people who brought us Dance Dance Revolution. It is far more challenging, harder to find, and has better songs than DDR. Most of the people that I've seen play at my local arcade are pretty skilled, and aren't fat Wapanese bastards.

You don't believe me when I say IIDX's music is better? Go listen to the song "thunder," which is from that game.

by dj gs68 October 2, 2003

beatmania

A real-time DJ simulator that requires players to press keys arranged similar to a piano and/or spin a turntable and/or pressing a pedal when instructed by falling dashes. Three versions currently exist: beatmania (having 5 keys and a record), beatmania IIDX (adding two keys, current game being produced), and beatmania III (5 keys, a record, and a pedal). People playing the game seem like they have no lives, as it takes awhile to play without looking at the controller and to spin the turntable efficiantly. There is one US release of beatmania to date and the release was not as accepted compared to Guitar Hero II, released around the same time, so the only way to get better songs is to import the games.

Rob: You wanna play beatmania?
Bob: No way, man. That game is so rediculously hard.
Rob: Ah, well, I'll be passing Mei on another if you need me.

by spboy July 26, 2007

Beatmania

You are the DJ. awesome Bemani game where you've got the turn table. though 5-key is popular 7-key is better.

"My friend is wicked awesome at BeatMania!"

by Rane May 8, 2003