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Breastplate Boomer

Not just any old boomer, the boomer of all boomers. Breastplate Boomer quickly rose as a postwar icon after his service in the Skaraana vs Humanity war of 2021.
Who the hell is that old boomer?!
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.
by DisasterHellscape June 23, 2021
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