Breakfast bagel 

When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.

"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"

Breakfast bagel by Big Dog Troy June 16, 2018

Breakfast Bagel 

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

Breakfast Bagel by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021

Bagel breakfast 

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

Bagel breakfast by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016