Cypriot Breakfast

When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.

Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.

by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 29, 2020

Golden Corral Breakfast

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.

You ever tried golden corral breakfast?

by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023

Porutuguese Breakfast

What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people

Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”

by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021

breakfast burger

The best of both the breakfast world and the burger world "only at Carl's Jr "

I went to Carl's Jr and got a breakfast burger

by The word mister77x August 2, 2022

breakfast bean

A person of British origination/ethnicity

Derogatory term for British/United Kingdom people.

"I did a DNA test and it said I was 93% Breakfast Bean!

by Messy97 September 29, 2023

hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 2, 2017