Brexit 

Brexit
Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now

Brexit by ArabStud March 30, 2019

Brexit 

The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.

Manager: BREXIT HIM
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*

Brexit by theoBO May 19, 2022

Brexit 

Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership

What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!

Brexit by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018

Brexit 

The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.

*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."

Brexit by L'Agneau January 27, 2019

Brexit 

The latest word for confusion

Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now

Brexit by Flash Slash April 2, 2019

BREXIT 

Leaving while still eating breakast

Nosey cunt: there's Amy at the bus stop eating her breakfast Nosey Cunts Husband: leave her alone she has voted to Brexit this morning. Come away from the window you nosey cunt

Amy: look over there that Nosey cunt is watching me Brexit

Bus stop: ignore her and enjoy your Brexit

BREXIT by Baggy trousers May 2, 2019

brexit 

British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"

Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.

A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.

Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.

brexit by crancher November 5, 2016