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Like pay to win, but for porn.
Typically you see a good ad on pornhub for a hot video, only to find out you need to pay Brazzers to view it.
I saw a nice ass ad with some lezbos, but it was on Brazzers! I had blue balls.
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by Eperou March 20, 2021
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(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu

The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on (Lame!)

Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..

Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."

Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.

He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.

As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"

(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)

But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...

5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades

And at the deep end..


Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!

Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!

Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..

5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
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- Markus 2015
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Russian nickname for American pornographer Johnny Sins.
Ты че, налысо побрился? Похож блять на лысого из Бразерс
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by Rundir June 10, 2024
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