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Bankmanned Fried 

To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!
Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !

Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!

Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!

Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!

BAUMANN BULLDOZER 

The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.
Me and my wife decided we needed to take down a wall, so I BAUMANN BULLDOZERED THAT BITCH!!
BAUMANN BULLDOZER by guadolupe00 January 16, 2010

Brodie Baumann 

the sexiest man alive. literally the hottest person ever. also the coolest person to ever live. Brodie Baumann gets so much fucking pussy all the time. Brodie has a 10 inch penis as well. he also deserves all the bitches. (note: this definition was not written by brodie baumann)
Brodie Baumann is a hot sexy motherfucker who gets all the bitches and is so cool

Brackman middle school

a ghetto middle school in barnegat New Jersey, rumors say that a seventh grader got raped in the bathroom of the second floor in the 7th grade hallway. their are more fights a month than i can count on my fingers. teachers verbally abuse students there, the nurse gives you a cracker if you cut your finger, if you have a headache she gives you pills! but not gonna lie (i used to go their) there are some sexy people that go there. there are fights almost as bad Michael jackson. but if you wanna go to school and like to fight i recommend brackman middle school.
Friend 1: what school do you go to?
Friend2: oh i go to a ghetto school, brackman middle school!

Don Braumann food 

A diet consisting of mostly protien and starches. Meals are usually accompanied by paper plates, plastic cups and utinsils, and sauces of various origins. Most all of these items can be found at Stew Leonards or Kostcos. All items are bought in mass bulk to be distributed to the surrounding Braumann brood.
Steak, potatos, mushrooms, onions, green beans, brisket, tyson chicken wings, newmans own balsamic vinegar, canned chunky soup, ramen, ketchup, salad kits, solo cups. Don Braumann food

Brauckmann 

A word to engender the fail of tripping over ones own words.
Person 1: So I went to the pool and went to the pool and.... shit...

Person 2: Dude, slow down, think, and don't pull a Brauckmann
Brauckmann by Morbas July 10, 2010