Brargo 

When a girl with a strap on pegs a guy who volunteered for a leg spreader and handcuffs, she fully inserts and then removes the strap on leaving it inside the guy. She then maneuvers herself to squat over the guys chest and while holding the leg spreader she releases her colon contents onto the man's chest.

Doctor: Hot damn, He smells like a girl gave him a Cleveland steamer last night.

Nurse: worse. A look at him walking. That 6 ft russian chick gave him a Brargo and left him there for the cops to find.

Doctor: Damn. That's some karma.

Brargo by Phys the rapist February 7, 2023

beargo 

A "Beargo" is a merge of the words "beard" and "ego", and refers to a man whos beard and ego have become so closely intertwined that it's unclear where the beard ends and where the ego begins.

A Beargo is likely to have a dull personality, but for some reason appear to be popular and cool.

The Beargo is also not actually THAT attractive, but his beard makes him appear so, and he likely gets a lot of female attention.

The Beargo will be very protective of his beard. Jokes about shaving off his beard won't be recieved kindly, and he may use defensive, threatening behaviour in retaliation.

The Beargo will most likely be found in east London, in some hipster joint drinking craft beer and wearing a waistcoat. He has possibly got tattoos and / or peircings, and will tell you regularly how much better his taste of music is than yours.

"OMG, Geoffrey is like, so hot"
"Nah he's not that hot, he's just a beargo. If he had a shave he'd be like a 6/10. And he's a bit of a cunt too, to be honest."

beargo by Milliejane May 30, 2016

Bargoer 

One who goes to bars. Often used as an insult when one is at a loss for a better and more apt one.

Man says, "You're an idiot!"

Other man replies, "Well you're a... BARGOER!"

Man then proceeds to gasp and run home to cry deeply and eat cookie dough with a spoon.

Bargoer by KatHay711 July 7, 2010

Bargoyle 

An old haggard rock slut that never leaves the local bar. She frightens the twenty oner's with her sexual advances and dirt rock dance moves.

Holy shit, that bargoyle just passed out in a pile of her own vomit.

Bargoyle by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

braggot 

A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.

You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."

Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."

You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."

Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."

braggot by Weedtarded January 19, 2009

bargoyle 

older version of a bar cougar/vulture hybrid, all glammed up!!

who's the bargoyle perched by the dancefloor ... waiting for her next meal ...

bargoyle by RoxyRita February 20, 2009

Brarophobe 

A Brarophobe is a man that despises and avoids individuals of Braric nature. The Braric people, commonly referred to as a "Brar", are extremely, morbidly, grotesquely inflated/obese people with common characteristics involving repeated swearing, use of racist language, and repeatedly asking for confirmation with statements such as "Say Mums", "Mums?", "On your HSC?", "On Your Life?", etc.

It is but natural to be a brarophobe.

Brarophobe by The Real Oppenheimer August 26, 2023