Brantford ON

Brantford is a city in southern Ontario Canada. Wayne Gretzky is from here, but that’s the only positive thing coming from this terrible town. It has the highest violent crime, highest property crime, highest drug use rate, and highest poverty rate in Canada. The schools also rank the lowest in the country (based on EQAO scores). Police force is underfunded and so are schools. It’s white, ghetto, and dangerous. The girls nowadays are also whores and get pregnant as teens.

Brantford ON is crack central

by Hockeyfuck October 1, 2022

brantford

A city in Canada that is more dangerous than most cities in the USA. It’s violent crime, especially murders and assaults, is out of control, the police force is corrupt and lazy, drug use is a common habit of the locals, theft can happen for anything, even things that aren’t worth stealing, it’s just as dangerous during the day as it is at night. The city suffers from a lot of youth crime as well. The opioids flood the ghettos and housing projects which make the atmosphere even worse. People are very poor and haven’t received the proper education to leave the city. It’s quite literally falling apart and has been forever.

Brantford doesn’t have a safe space….. go get into a fight infront of a Brantford cop and they won’t arrest you, they’ll start placing bets on who they think is going to win

by Gunemdown December 15, 2021

brantford

A city in Ontario well-known for being the most dangerous in Canada despite having a 100k population. Murder and other violent crimes occur just as regularly as property crime and drug usage. Imagine an all white poverty stricken trailer park but in city form and every resident has an illegal gun and heroin

brantford is ghetto and smells like welfare

by Hockeyfuck May 26, 2023

brantford

brantford is a shitty place in Ontario Canada that's around an hour away from Toronto. downtown is a place where the homeless people roam the streets smoking cigs and you cant walk down there without being afraid of getting jumped. there's a Tim hortons on almost every street and probably over 100 pot dealers in that city. everyone basically knows eachother and the Stanley street McDonald's is the basic hangout spot for teenagers. pretty much every girl in brantford lost their virginity in 8th or 9th grade and all the boys are hockey players who use girls for nudes and run around shouting ferda all day. you can barely trust anyone in brantford because word gets around so easily that everyone knows when two people break up. and the high schools are so bad, you'd be better off living in jail sometimes. but hey, we've got Wayne Gretzky center

person 1: me and my girlfriend broke up.
person 2: yeah, all of brantford has heard

by chinkenluver October 16, 2019

brantford

I live in Toronto (regent park) and I’m no stranger to crime. My area is one of the worst parts of the city. But when I spent some time here visit my family, I could not believe how much crime went on for that week. They don’t even live in one of the worst parts of the city but all I could hear were sirens and gun shots. People were stealing in broad daylight and walking around on heroine like the walking dead. I couldn’t fathom how a city with 100000 people had so much SHIT going on. It made me miss regent park which has been said by no one ever! And boy with this place ghetto as fuck. I didn’t realize other parts of Canada had real ghettos, and again I was told that this wasn’t even close to the worst part of the town

Brantford makes Toronto look like paradise

by D-nell416 August 28, 2023

Brantford Winstonworth

One of the most complete and comprehensive documentaries of your every day lax bro

In the words of Branford :

"I like to Lax, and I like to party, I gotta lot of spoons, my favorite i call Fluffy. Scored two goals in practice one day in High school, best goals I've ever scored. I like to chill with my buddies and lax in the backyard. While Deciding my college process i was like D1, D3? and after a while I was like Hey, I gotta go D1, although It's at the club level. Lastly, I get lot's of chicks, but not because I lax, i happen to be very Affluent."

My Style :

-Lax Pinnie (when i'm not hookin' up with chicks)
-Nice Shorts
-Croakies
-Turf Dogs
-Mid Calf Socks
- And a sweet pair of shades.

Brantford Winstonworth " I dont know what it is, my family tends to move to hotbed Lacrosse areas. It;s amde me a magnetic force from the great Lacrosse gods.

Brantford Winstonworth " D1, D3 I dunno. But after awhile I was like, hey I gotta go D1, and I am....its at the club level...but Im D1."

Brantford Winstonworth " Bros....Anyone care to Lax???"

Brantford Winstonworth " I like to Lax...And I like to Party"

by MurderFlakes February 15, 2010

brantford girls

want to be sluts who have nothing better to do with their lives then talk shit about other girls, and guys. They are super stuck up and think they're top shit, when most of them...are just easy..that's the only reason guys like them. They're ruthless bitches and want to fight every girl they see.. They think they're hard as fuck..but honestly nobody can stand them.. If you want sex, and you don't care how beat the girl you fuck is..come to Brantford. These girls fuck with no condoms. Like 90% of the teenage girls that walk around are pregnant, and the other 10% are dirty as fuck..stupid random sluts that is used to being fucked and chucked...they don't like to shower either.

Guy1: Brantford girls are such sluts, like you see that group of pregnant chicks over there?

Guy2: Yeah, I fucked all them...

by -preppstur- September 8, 2011