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EQAO is this really dumb standardized test that grade 3s, 6s, 9s, and 10s have to do in Ontario on literacy and math. It's supposed to help the province understand how kids are doing, or at least that's what they say, but really its a big waste. Students hate it because it stresses them out, teachers hate it because it is a waste of their time to teach the students, and parents hate it because they hate when their kids are stressed.
Ontario funnels way to much money into EQAO. They are the evilest questions. EVIL QUESTIONS are ATTACKING ONTARIO! HELP!
EQAO by It's querty December 12, 2018
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A stupid literacy test for Grade 10's in Ontario that is not useful in anyway. It is standardized and does not compensate kids with different learning styles and Learning Disabilities
Joe: How did you do on the literacy test?

Bob: Horrible! I'm dyslexic and I only had 75 minutes to do the test! I couldn't understand it very well!

Joe: I know, EQAO sucks!
EQAO by Literate Enough April 6, 2010
I feel bad for Chinese kids preparing for EQAO. Their parents must spank them hard!
EQAO by unidenphone September 27, 2021
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026