Branksome Hall

an all-girls private school in toronto where their kilts are always 20-inches above their knee and in the winter, they all have frostbite on their legs because they're not allowed to roll down their skirts. also houses a significant Asian population.

Bishop Strachan Girl: where's your skirt?
Branksome Hall Girl: oh. that's 'the look'. us brankies wear the skirt so it doesn't look like there's any skirt at all :)

Branksome Hall by damn_gotcha May 7, 2009

Branksome Hall

An all girls private school in Toronto that is both prestigious and well known. It is completely IB (PYP, MYP AND IB) and has rigorous curriculum throughout. the girls are not snooty or spoiled contrary to popular belief

Mary: I just gave a tour to a prospective Branksome Hall student.

Sue: How did it go?
Mary: She was very impressed at the quality of education within the school and the opportunities it gives students.

Branksome Hall by Clairydoodle December 9, 2009

Branksome Hall

A spoiled all-girls private school where everyone is a raging alcoholic, nicotine addict, pothead and slut. The students there can afford any drugs or alcohol that they want because they've all got their own credit cards to daddy's bank account. it pretends to not be cliquey but the girls there will exclude and bully you on social media as soon as they're off school grounds. everyone over the age of 14 is not a virgin and has probably had alcohol poisoning a few times. students juul in school regularly and the administration ignores it because they don't care about their students and want to keep their reputation

girl: i go to Branksome Hall
other girl: well you must need rehab for at least one substance

Branksome Hall by drb12345 August 24, 2019