braked up 

An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense

“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”

braked up by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

I finished to baked by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

ARCA brakes

When a driver fails to use their brakes when a crash is happening ahead of them. Usage started in the late 90's when ARCA (Automobile Racing Club of America) was first aired along side NASCAR Winston and Busch series races and viewers noticed that when a wreck happened in front of the entire field, nobody even attempted to stop. The term is now used to reference easily avoidable crashes in videogames and racing simulators such as Forza Motorsport and iRacing.

*Car spins in the middle of the track but can be avoided.

*everybody floors it and hopes to get though but instead causes a huge wreck taking everybody out.

"Wow nice ARCA brakes asshole."

ARCA brakes by STICH666 December 25, 2011

Passenger Brake 

The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.

It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.

It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.

Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...

Passenger Brake by Edward in Oil City November 20, 2007

I baked you a pie 

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

I baked you a pie by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018

Brake check 

Stopping fast on the road to spite the guy behind you. If it works out in your favor, it'll scare him shitless and he'll leave more room between you guys. If it works out the wrong way, your car is getting rear ended and damaged. Wouldn't recommend it

I brake checked a bus last night to send a message and ended up in the hospital.

Brake check by Rojava December 21, 2019

Blow Brake 

1. When you have done too much cocaine and you need to use a downer to even you out
2. Similar to a sniff safe, a fail safe against a bad comedown from cocaine, the blow brake is used to slow you down when you're too high.

Friend 1: What's the matter with you?
Friend 2: Dude my heart is racing, I think I might be od'in.
Friend 1: Just relax man, you're fine.
Friend 2: No man I'm grindin my teeth dull in there, people probably think I'm a scumbag coke head. Dude, engage the blow brake.
Friend 1: Alright man four beers comin right up!

Blow Brake by brohan Sebastian Bach March 15, 2011