Mary:
hey the
WB has their season premiere on tonight! And look Gossip Girl is on...
John: this is so gay (but I can't get out of my seat to leave)
Joe: how can people sit and watch the Jersey Shore and then complain that it's stupid?
Ben: dude! It's cause most are women and women love
brain raping television...
Office douchebag: Oooh I'm so awesome. How was your weekend; guess what I did? Blah blah blah...
Ben: fuck, I'm gettin brain raped, again.