boy bands 

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

boy bands by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

boy bands 

guys that pretend to like girls, but are actually gay to help their image. Guys in a band that have sex with each other

boy bands are gay

boy bands by ?? July 10, 2003

Boy bands 

A group of 4-5 boys who (most of the time) don’t play instruments other than a guitar. They usually only sing and dance.

Have you heard of the boy bands In Real Life, Why Don’t We, and PRETTYMUCH?

Boy bands by ItzzYourrGurll July 15, 2018

Boy Band Theory 

The theory that in any given boy band, two of the members are gay for each other. Begun by crazed fangirls . You can see examples of this by going to Youtube and typing in a live performance by a band, and checking the comments. This is followed by name combination.

Boy Band Theory:
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon

Boy Band Theory by Mr.ToeDuck January 16, 2011

Boy Band Effect 

The boy band effect is the phenomenon when a group of 3 or more boys of mediocre looks are hanging out together in a bar, mall, sporting event etc. When alone the boys would not merit a second glance from a nearby female but when together their averageness combines to form a cute cluster of males like that of a boy band. Works best when one guy is actually good looking. The boy band effect pulls up the ranking of looks the same way a British accent, suit, instrument or baby/puppy would. See cheerleader effect for female equivalent.

Jessica - "Lets go talk to those guys they're cute!"
Tory - "No, look closer"
Jessica - "You're right only one is cute - total boy band effect - bummer"

Boy Band Effect by Sundae Bouraguard & Clancy Mac August 13, 2013

gods favorite boy band 

the band waterparks. they are god’s favourite.

awsten: “god’s favorite f*cking boy band, pray to be important”

person1: omg have you heard of the band waterparks?????
person 2: yeah they’re gods favorite boy band

gods favorite boy band by raeissleepy December 30, 2020

boy band

a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.

see:

n*sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck

boy band by Heather April 22, 2005