1. An angry outburst, especially one that gets lots of attention. Named after Adam Boulton, of Sky News fame, who lost his temper after being provoked by Alistair Campbell live on TV.
Usage: He heard something he didn't like and did a Boulton!
by JJKebab May 11, 2010
a Boulton can mean either one of two things

1) A socially retarded person with eyes like a fish. Says awkward things and likes samosas.

or

2) The biggest pimp this side of p diddy. Sick at sports (like table tennis) and a playa at scoring the chicks (especially small ones).

Originates from the first Milky Bar Kid whose name was Boulton. Originally quite annoying and awkward he eventually grew up to be a dubstep artist.
Dude: Man you're such a boulton!
Man: Dude there's no need for that!
Dude: Nah I meant the good kind of boulton Man!
Man: Thanks Dude!
by mrblondeproductions May 3, 2011
Often used to describe a person who will believe anything..ultimately very gullible.
"Jesus you are boulton.. you will believe anything ha ha"
by The Goonbot July 2, 2021
1. a word that can take the place of any word in a sentence, especially if it is not appropriate at the time or place; a euphemism word
2. sometimes used for confusion of newcomers in a group conversation
instead of
"Damn, I wanna fuck that guy."
use
"Damn, I wanna boulton that guy."
by BD Ninja February 8, 2006
Is a cool spaniard bud whose a big fan of the Canucks. He often mispronounces words especially saying "dman" instead of damn and often plays soccer in the fields of Langford. You can usually find him residing in his natural habitat known as the collegium. He is a real go-getter and loves listening to ABBA in his spare time.
DMAN that Jacob Boulton is a real cool and suave dude.
by Thenor DMAN of Langford February 27, 2020
(n.) When another party not only cock-blocks you, but then proceeds to take the one you were with and hooks up with said person.
Man I was putting so much work in on this girl last night, but this guy swooped in and boulton-blocked me. Next thing I know they're hooking up in the back room.
by fenian7 November 23, 2010
a male with a flat bum but when bends down it expands and looks humongous.
girl 1: lol flat batty
man: *bends down to pick pencil*
girl 2: RAHHH A BATTY BOULTON
by greenblazer April 4, 2019