Bouffantitis

A condition where ones hair is puffy or with a lot of volume.

"Dang what's up with your hair..." "That wind outside left me with a bad case of bouffantitis"

by portavoz October 21, 2014

bouffant

An olive skinned gorilla. Usually a large hairy Italian man, who dons his guinea- tee with a side Sunday sauce.

“Look at that stain on Tony’s shirt! Madone! What a bouffant.”

by Guido sensationz October 10, 2020

bouffant

The pony hairstyle

Man, Pony has a morning bouffant...

by Wookie July 2, 2003

bouffant

an extremely amusing word, which i personally find almost as amusing as wordfuzzbanger/word and wordpinkle/word which is supposedly a type of hairstyle. However, it's most proper use is in everday conversation, where it should be used as a verb, adjective, noun or in general, wherever it can be.

Person 1: Why hell, ye old fuzzbanger, how be ye?
Person 2: Well pinkle old fellow, I believe I'm sporting a bouffant?!
Person 1: That's rather bouffantish eh what what?
Person 2: Yes, I'll certainly bouffant my wife tonight
Person 1: hur hur! Have a pinkle day!

by sourlemon, also knows as dude May 24, 2003

Boston Bouffant

(Pronounced Bah-stin Boo-font) (noun) when a male is performing cunnilingus on a female partner, and the female lets loose a queef of such intensity, that it parts the male's hair right down the middle. ( in a similar fashion to George McFly's hairdo in back to the future).

Skyler went muff diving, and came out with a Boston Bouffant! What a loser!

by Scoopalone June 4, 2014

Designated Bouffant

An area of high priority

'Meet me at the designated bouffant so we can karoke to Dolly Parton'

by Jo November 3, 2004

Bent Bouffant

A hairstyle Usually donned by socially awkward individuals who by nature have created a distraction atop their head as everything else about them is either boring or annoying.

All I ever see when Henry tries to strike a conversation is that bent bouffant looking right at me

by Adrian the biggest November 29, 2018