boston teabag

a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.

dude, did you make it with shelly last night?

yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?

i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.

by smarmogoyf May 17, 2011

Boston Teabag Party

A sexual act that requires the male party to put on a colonial style british wig and subsequently dip his scrotal sack into a woman's mouth all while screaming "Revolution, down with King George!"

John told his wife Abigail that he would allow her to knit unbothered tomorrow if she would let him put his balls betwixt her lips, in the form of a Boston Teabag Party.

by The Adams Brothers February 26, 2011

Boston Teabag Party

A Boston Teabag Party is executed between two persons who are being carnal. One partner defecates on the other's scrota, then fellates said scrota.

This move was invented by Carrot Top.

Linderdouche had a Boston Teabag Party last night at his place....with his dog.

by Hank Gerald March 9, 2005

Boston Tea Bag

To take a shit and then wipe your ass with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.

In order to give a Boston Tea Bag, first you take a shit, and then you wipe your ass with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.

by jsntbagbaily July 22, 2010

boston tea bag party

When your having a big party and u teabag drunk bitches

Dude, I got aids from the last boston tea bag party ;

by Leonard William July 7, 2006

Boston Tea Bag Party

You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.

I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?

by Jack N. Jit December 5, 2024