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Boss' Day 

The day in your organization that you can separate the biggest brown nose from the rest of the employee's. This person will almost automatically show up with a gift from themselves for the boss before anyone else, thus grasping that little bit o' shit that will complete the engulfment of the nose of the presiding ass kisser. This is usually a closely related ailment of a combination sexual/social disorder that prohibits the person from actively seeking a random ass to kiss while struggling with being stuck in the body of the wrong sexual gender.
Here he comes with a box of new knee pads for you-know-who...must be Boss' Day
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National fuck your boss day 

On June 9th (6/9) everyone gets a hall pass to fuck their boss.
Dude are you going to fuck scott on national fuck your boss day?

National Boss Day 

October 16, is National Boss Day, the one day out the year where you call the shots and Boss Up, where you mature in all areas in life, And continue to make Bigger Boss Moves! A celebration for every person who is the CEO or Boss of their life !
Happy National Boss Day, Now Go Boss up!
National Boss Day by Jimmie2Tymes October 16, 2019

National Boss Day 

January 21st is national boss day. the day everyone praises Mallory Skelly.
Omg it’s january 21st. i have to text boss happy national boss day!

National Girl Boss Day 

National Girl Boss Day is every Wednesday. Every Wednesday we get to see Girl Boss, that is her day. We dedicate this day to Girl Boss and Girl Boss ONLY.
Today is National Girl Boss Day! Can’t wait to see her!

boss's day 

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
boss's day by NewClear October 11, 2012

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day 

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.
Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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