Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.
Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.
Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
by credmond12 August 03, 2012
A way of describing your boredom, bored shitless implies that you are REALLY REALLY bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say "bored shitless".
by TrisBored January 06, 2008
Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.
I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.
by T1988 November 11, 2006
Someone who has the time to either:
1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert
2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)
1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert
2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)
by FarQue July 14, 2003
Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world
The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.
by salled January 12, 2008
The term "bored shitless" stems from homosexual ways. Where ones man anus can be penetrated so hard he can be void of all fecal matter, and thus bored.
by CJ082 October 31, 2011
Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”
by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018