Boozing Braggers
Adult males, in their 20's, clearly over the legal drinking age, who still feel the need to drink competitively and brag about it. They often make mention of there drinking accomplishments including how late they stayed out or more specifically, how much alcohol they drank. Usually, these males grew up in suburban towns across the U.S. They usually didn't taste their first beer until their freshman year of college and didn't get drunk until their first spring break while watching girls gone wild.
Brian: I'M the one that decided to go to the bar last night, if I recall.
And I had three beers at school, then shot pool at the QW till they closed. What now, jerk?
Chris: heck no...i was itching for boozing from the start.
Brian: Call me whenever you go out and I will show up to drink. But please remember that I drink competitively, so do not make attempts to keep up.
Chris: I view drinking as a marathon, not a sprint.
And I had three beers at school, then shot pool at the QW till they closed. What now, jerk?
Chris: heck no...i was itching for boozing from the start.
Brian: Call me whenever you go out and I will show up to drink. But please remember that I drink competitively, so do not make attempts to keep up.
Chris: I view drinking as a marathon, not a sprint.
Boozing Braggers by Buttons February 18, 2005
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