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booty blind 

Booty blind is like being snow blind except there aint no snow, just a cute little piece of ass.
Man your girls playin you and you cant see it, your booty blind yo
booty blind by Niall Phillips November 8, 2008
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booty blind 

To have unclear judgment when attracted to the opposite or same sex.
You can't trust her, you're booty blind!
booty blind by barrywixon August 12, 2006

Booty blind 

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small
Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.
Booty blind by chirpy bird April 18, 2018

blind booty call 

where you have a date to go fuck someone but you don't know who it is. usually ones friends make the date but don't tell you who it is.
John's got a blind booty call.
blind booty call by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

Booty Blinded (BB)

Like snow blinded, except with no snow, just a fine piece of ass.
Joe: Hey, did you get problem 12?
Zach: (silent)
Joe: Dude?
Zach: Oh sorry, I was BB, what did you say?
Joe: You're Booty Blinded (BB) a lot, it's becoming a problem...
Booty Blinded (BB) by Tim Galliger January 15, 2011

booty blinded

to be completly controlled by a female.....
to even be willing to de-friend your close friends.
A: sup kit?
w: notta thing
A: we chillin?
w: Na son.
A: so wat up?
w: gonna be with my girl.
A: damn you's Booty blinded!
booty blinded by Dracon January 14, 2006

Booty Blindness 

When dating a relatively hot individual, but are blind to their rather obvious flaws and personality issues.
"Dude, what does Sam see in her? She likes punching babies. And old people!"

"He's got the booty blindness."
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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