Booty Mail
A booty call through email.
Booty Mail by Bug Smasher September 26, 2017
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booty-mail by Pratipax June 25, 2008
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Mail-order booty call
Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!
Mail-order booty call by Wesleyan October 3, 2007
Booty mailman
Every once in a while, the booty mailman comes around. When the booty mailman comes, he will leave toilet paper with letter shape looking like normal mail in your bathroom. There could be one or many. It’s made out of a toilet paper roll. When you receive it, you have to cherish it. Think about why it is arriving to YOU. Think about what you want in life. Manifest if you’d like. The booty mailman is bringing so much hope into your life and will make your biggest wishes come true. All you have to do, is believe.
Hey the booty mailman came today, I’m not sure what I’ll try to manifest through him but it will be life changing!!
Booty mailman by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 31, 2020
BootyMail
Writing sexually suggestive messages to a hopeful partner via email, as opposed to booty-texts, or booty-calls. This usually involves describing activities that the two of you would be participating in, providing you were sharing the same physical space at the moment you email your message.
BootyMail by Sailashimbe January 5, 2007
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bootymail by shortyshitstain November 25, 2009
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