booty fever

Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.

*A group of friends talks over lunch.*

John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."

Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."

Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."

John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."

Max: "It is..."

*pause*

All three, in unison: "Booty fever."

by drunkenuncle December 04, 2015

Booty Fever

When a person who came from jail continues to show habits they have gotten from jail. E.G making jail food. Called booty fever because they play with your booty in jail.

“Man my dad keeps making that disgusting jail food!”
“Oh your dad probably has Booty Fever.”

by Natewhatareyoudoingman September 15, 2025

Booty fever

When you crave butt

“I have booty fever”

by I Like To Define Words December 19, 2021