Bootstrap Bill

When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.

Friend: Bro did you want another cone?

Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.

by BillBobGates August 21, 2019

bootstrap bill

Cumming in a chick's shoe without her knowing it so that the next time she leaves she gets the jizz foot.

Man: Have you heard of bootstrap bill?Woman: What the hell is in my shoe?

by The Swin January 27, 2014